I don’t want 17 again. I don’t want the Zac Efron movie.– Zoe (talking about class units this quarter) (via devera)
SHOW US YOUR SNAKE!!– again. rowdy Zoë.
TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!!!!– a very rowdy Zoë gettin’ into lady terminator
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okay enough! no more preggerz dreamz pleaz! this time i was actually pregnant. like, big, fat belly pregnant. also i had some sort of wound…weird.
HE DONT GOT HIS SNUGGIE ON. OOH HE DANGEROUS!
last night i dreamt i was pregnant but it was really NBD and nine months passed and i was the same size and i was like, “huh! maybe i should go to the doctor… there’s no baby poppin’ out of me.”